BECAUSE HIPSTER BEATRICE IS HIPSTER
( I used to be okay, then I took a Lucifer to my knee)
| Have you ever: | |
|---|---|
| 1) Self harmed? Nope, and who leads with this? Seriously? You have to coax them in gently before they say anything. Ask them what they like or something. It's like going up to someone in a bar and asking them what their favourite kind of penetration is >_> | |
| 2) Got into a real fight? Define real? I've been in a real physical fight, but not real as in "shit just got real move it or your ass dead". | |
| 3) Been too depressed to move out of your bed? Not that I can recall. I generally stay in bed for reasons other than my mood. Warmth for example, that's nice. | |
| 4) Tried to commit suicide? No. | |
| 5) Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt? Yup. | |
| 6) Watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting? Yes, many times | |
| 7) Talked yourself out of serious trouble? Iirc yes, but, it wasn't mega serious | |
| 8) Accused someone of using you? Not in a serious sense. Jokingly sarcastically yes, quite frequently. | |
| 9) Shoplifted? Nope. | |
| 10) Gotten drunk/high? Aww hell yeah. Ireand lah~ | |
| 11) Been to a concert where your favourite artist was playing? No, they don't play here ;_; | |
| 12) Skipped doing homework to play a video game? I'm confused, I thought games were supposed to take priority? | |
| (Right now) Are you: | |
| 13) Suicidal? Nope | |
| 14) Bored? Not particularly | |
| 15) Avoiding someone? Slenderman | |
| 16) Avoiding some task? Apart from studying, no | |
| 17) Depressed? No | |
| 18) Crying? My tear ducts do not exist outside of fiction | |
| 19) Annoyed with a friend? Nah | |
| 20) Worried and confused about something important to you? Special relativity is confusing me, I wouldn't say I hold that very dear though... | |
| Do you: | |
| 21) Get depressed easily? Not horrendously easily | |
| 22) Get jealous/envious easily? Not at all | |
| 23) Feel listening to music can take your mind off things? Yeah, sometimes. | |
| 24) Worry about messing about your relationships a lot? Not quite sure what this means... | |
| 25) Try hard in all your classes at school? Only the interesting ones | |
| 26) Go out drinking? All the time | |
| 27) Smoke cigarettes? Never | |
| 28) Smoke weed? No | |
| 29) Do any hard drugs? No | |
| 30) If you said yes to 28 but no to 29, Why? | |
| 31) Believe in God/Belong to a religion of your own free will? Hahahaha no | |
| 32) Avoid people you care about because you feel you will only hurt them? No? | |
| 33) Agree that self harm numbs emotional pain? Not really, I suppose it's a distraction, but not a very useful one considering it's only bringing your attention to a different kind of negative feeling | |
| 34) Believe people deserve second chances? Yes | |
| 35) Agree with ‘An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth’? (ignoring the religious relation to that saying) No. I'm not quite sure how much eyes are going for nowadays, but you can buy new teeth for a grand or two, so that's an alright compensation ^_^ | |
| 36) Think things will get better? Yes? | |
| 37) Feel afraid that you have done wrong and will eventually be punished? Nah | |
| 38) (be honest) Do you judge people who think differently to you? (seriously, be honest) Hmm... That's a tricky one... I don't like the word judge. It has too many negative connotations. I try to analyse other peoples views and if I feel that they're incorrect I can't exactly change that. | |
| Preference in boyfriend/girlfriend: | |
| 39) Long hair OR short hair? Long | |
| 40) (For Girls one) nice smile OR nice abs? | |
| 41) (For Guys one) nice smile OR nice chest? Smile | |
| 42) Shy OR open? Shy... Probably | |
| 43) Eyes OR body? Ehh... I'm going to go with body since I don't have a particular preference for any eye colour | |
| 44) Religious OR non-religious? Non-religious | |
| 45) Caring OR non-restricting of you? They aren't antonyms >_< But, I'd say non-restricting since I couldn't hack being smothered. | |
| 46) Straight edge OR non-straight edge? Non, to a degree. | |
| 47) Piercings OR no piercings? Apart from ears, not really, but it doesn't matter a whole pile | |
| 48) Tattoos OR no tattoos? Maybe a small one... Preferably not, probably | |
| 49) Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type? Stay at home, but comfortable with the idea of going out | |
| 50) Has friends you get along with OR has parents you get along with? Friends | |
| Would you: | |
| 51) Drink alcohol until you were drunk? Done that quite a few times | |
| 52) Smoke weed? Yeah why not | |
| 53) Smoke cigarettes? No | |
| 54) Get even with someone who betrayed you? Yeah, within reason | |
| 55) Forgive a boyfriend/girlfriend who deeply hurt you? Maybe. | |
| 56) Attempt to kill yourself if everything fails you? Hell no | |
| 57) Keep your faith (any religious view) no matter what? That which can be destroyed by the truth should be. If reality is a certain way then I want to believe that it is that way, if it isn't then I do not. | |
| 58) Join a band as a part time activity? Sounds fun | |
| 59) Feel sorry for someone who is being affected negatively from alcohol/drug abuse? Depends on who they are... | |
| 60) Stand up for your beliefs if someone strongly goes against them? Yes. I'm fairly immotile on some issues | |
| 61) Go vegetarian for a month to see what is was like? I can imagine >> << | |
| 62) Fight someone who was harassing your friends/family? Yes, depending on the harassment | |
| 63) Edit photos of yourself before posting them online? How do I photoshop? | |
| 64) Put up with friends who constantly hated against something you believed in/supported? If they're a dick about it without prompting then no. | |
| 65) Be friends with someone who was nice to you, but a cunt to other people? Cunts gonna cunt. I've never come across someone like this who I found likable | |
| 66) Not like someone simply because your friend(s) didn’t like them? No. It probably influences my perception of them, but I'd try to make up my own mind. | |
| 67) Lie to someone close to you because you don’t want them put up with your problems? Yes | |
| 68) Starve yourself so you fit some certain clothes? That's a horribly inefficient way to lose weight >_> | |
| 69) Get surgery on any part of you? If yes then which part of you? Yeah, but I don't know what I'd get. I'm open to the idea though. Maybe claws, or an arm cannon. That'd be sweet. | |
| 70) Sleep naked? Yeah? | |
| You can only choose one: | |
| 71) Black or Orange? Black. Orange is a silly colour | |
| 72) Metalcore OR Post-Hardcore? See, they both contribute to Nintendocore so this is a horrible choice. | |
| 73) Cellphone or Computer? Computer | |
| 74) Chocolate milk OR Coke? Coke | |
| 75) Tumblr OR Friends? Friends. Hell, I'd pick the tv show Friends over tumblr. | |
| 76) Apple OR PC? pc | |
| 77) TV Shows OR Movies? Tv shows | |
| 78) Old bands OR new Bands? New bands. There are no old bands that do touhou arranges | |
| 79) Pop-Punk OR Alternative Rock? Alternative rock, preferably instrumental <3 | |
| 80) Reading OR Listening to music? Aaaaahhh, nononononono, this is an evil choice >> << | |
| The question is problematic. | |
| 81) Coke OR Pepsi? Define your reason for your choice. Coke, pepsi's only nice out of the 750ml bottles, wheras coke is nice from cans and 500ml bottles. It's sweeter, but less carbonated than pepsi, but with a 500ml bottle of pepsi the carbonation doesn't add as much as it can. And in a can pepsi has a very slight metallic taste and ends up leaving your throat feeling sticky rather than quenched. The cans are actually made of different materials funnily enough, that might be why canned coke tastes godly while canned pepsi is kinda lame... | |
| 82) Staying who you are OR changing yourself drastically? I like who I am, but if I change drastically then I would have had an inherent disposition towards changing drastically, therefore I would have been who I was by changing. Or something like that... | |
| 83) Breakdown OR Clean vocal bridge? I don't mind as long as it's done well. That's the only thing that's important | |
| 84) Jonny Craig OR Kellin Quinn? Define your reason for your choice. Who? I'm just going to assume they're Reimu and Marisa, in which case it's Reimu because she's a better designed character. Marisa does have a cool attitude and some amazing themes, but Reimu's always either apathetic towards the situations she's in, or vaguely bored, it's awesome. | |
| 85) Ronnie OR Craig? Define your reason for your choice. Nuclear Fusion or Nuclear Fission you say? I'd have to go with Fusion because it's a much better song. | |
| 86) Your life as a comedy OR Your life as a documentary? Documentary. I'm sick of the Big Bang Theory jokes. | |
| 87) Go to outer space OR Go all around Europe? SPAAAAACE | |
| 88) Shoes OR Shirts? What? Shirts, I guess? | |
| 89) Chelsea Grin OR Suicide Silence? I have no idea what these things are. I like cats if that's what you're asking. | |
| 90) Drop out of school to get a job OR stay at school and finish your education. Define your reason for your choice. Stay at school because I like learning about stuff, and all the interesting stuff is in third year anyway =D | |
| Almost over: | |
| 91) So far have you told 90 truths? And for fuck sake be honest. Banana | |
| 92) Are you quiet about your social life with your family? Yes. I am quiet. | |
| 93) Do you want to travel when you are older? Yup | |
| 94) Would you let go of people who mean the most to you to follow your dreams? Depends on which dream, but yes. | |
| 95) Did you notice there are no sex related questions? No. | |
| 96) Rather be the opposite gender? Not particularly, it'd be interesting I suppose | |
| 97) What will you name your son/daughter? Son: | Marcellus Quirinius Hamlet the Great Dane Bohr O'Sullivan. Daughter: Erika |
| 98) Do you get harassed more than most people do? I don't think so, no | |
| 99) What band do you hate the most? Define your reason. At the moment I'm raging at Crow'sClaw because they added vocals to their latest album, so instead of glorious instrumental rock I have poorly vocalised screamo. Their latest album is basically a Foreground Eclipse album done badly because they don't have merami. | |
| 100) What makes you a bad person in your mind? | |
| I'm not a bad person in my mind. Checkmate. I suppose if I were to give a flaw that isn't my complete laziness in relation to nearly everything that doesn't interest me, my constant playing devils advocate for both discussion and trolling or my getting annoyed at impreciseness, I'd have to go with the way I write my integral signs kind of like fs rather than esses, it's riemann [S]um, not riemann fum. That clearly makes me a horrible person. |
This is The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway. What possible reason could anyone have for doing this? It’s a great book (not that it being great makes a difference to how distasteful this is) >_>
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BOLD WHAT’S TRUEI am a cuddler.
I am a morning person.
I am an only child.
I am currently in my pajamas.
I am currently pregnant.
I am left handed.
I am a little shy around the opposite gender at first.
I bite my nails.
I can be paranoid at times.
I enjoy country music.
I enjoy smoothies.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I have a car.
I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.
I have a hidden talent.
I have a pet.
I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl.
I have all my grandparents.
I have been to another country.
I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
I have or had broken a bone
I have caller I.D. on my phone.
I have bathed someone.
I have changed a diaper.
I have changed a lot over the past year.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have had major/minor surgery.
I have killed another person.
I have had my hair cut within the last week.
I have mood swings.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I have rejected someone before.
I like the taste of blood.I love Michael Jackson.
I love sleeping.
I love to shop.
I own 100 CDs or more.
I own and use a library card.
I read books for pleasure in my spare time.
I sleep a lot during the day.
I strongly dislike math.
I was born in a country other than the US.
I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
I work at a job that I enjoy.
I would classify myself as ghetto.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I am currently wearing socks.
I am tired.
I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt.
I consume at least one alchoholic drink every month.
I have/had:
Graduated high school.
Kissed someone.
Smoked cigarettes.
Rode every ride at an amusement park
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a concert.
Helped someone.
Spun turn tables.
Watched four movies in one night.
Been dumped.
Taken a college level course.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over £200 in one day.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Have a best friend(s).
Lost someone you loved.
Skipped school.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Fired a gun.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to Sea World.
Attempted suicide.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you couldn’t have.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Had more than 5 online conversations going at once.
Had a hamster.
Dyed your hair.
Had something pierced.
Got straight A’s.
Your parents sent you to a shrink.
Been handcuffed.
My hair is naturally the color
Light brown
Medium brown
Dark brown
Blonde
Black
Dirty blonde
Strawberry blonde/Ginger
My eyes are ___.
Brown
Blue
Green
Grey
Hazel
Light brown
A combination of things
I am a ___.
Male
Female
People sometimes label me as ___, even though I don’t really care.
Slut
Girly
Ugly
Nerd
Other
My longest relationship was ___. (including on and off relationships)
1 month or less
2 months
3 months
4 months
5 months
6 months
7 months
8 months
9 months
10 months
11 months
A year+
Two years or more
I’ve never been in a real relationship.
Some of my biggest fears are ___.
Spiders/other insects
Dying
Doctor/dentist appointments
Hospitals
Needles
Disease
Being alone in the dark
Heights
Small spaces
Oceans/large bodies of water
Holes
Large animals
Small animals
Dying young
Open spaces
I have ___.
A friend with benefits
A computer in my room
A television in my room
Good grades
My own car
Married parents
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